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The Wildness that is Walmart

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People of Walmart
I live to say “I’ve had my “wildest” Walmart experience.” You may ask what’s with the quotes around the word wildest in the past sentence. It’s simple, you have no idea what may face you should you choose to return to Walmart.

It occurred last Friday during my lunch break. I was going to Walmart to pick up some new head lights, since one had burned out. I entered the Walmart parking lot as most people do in a car. I was driving in the lane directly next to the entrance. The car in front of me began to slow down when approaching the entrance door. He then came to a complete stop and was looking in the door. I came to a complete stop behind him, thinking he just may be overly cautious or waiting for someone. I waited for 3 seconds and he still hadn’t proceed to move so I pulled around him into a lane and parked.

When I got out of my car the owner of the car I went around, pulled up and rolled down his window. It was a middle aged man bluetooth in ear with a large gold chain. He yelled, “that’s not nice, you took my spot.” I stood there with a questionable look upon my face trying to comprehend what he was saying. I responded, “you stopped at the entrance.” He claimed he hadn’t stopped. I pointed and said again, “you stopped right there.” He then said “I stopped there because there is a stop sign.” I looked again and there was no stop sign. I let him know there was no stop sign and that he could have the spot if he wanted it, thinking dying over a parking space at Walmart isn’t a way I want to go out. He gave me the stink eye while grumbling and drove off.

Let me know your walmart stories. Hopefully none end as tragically as Jdimytai Damour’s did.

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